*The question portion of this post is only diverted to male audiences, female audiences only have to pay attention to the answers section." Have fun...
Question :
Isn't there a time when you were strolling in the mall, having a cup of coffee or even queuing to pay your parking fee, you'd come across a beautiful damsel passing by leaving a trail of her sweet scent... Only to find out there's some sorta mutated midget or some hideous mother fucker holding her hand... O no... That's not her father... That guy is WAYYYY too ugly to be her father... Why is that so?
Yea... This question has been suppressing us for quite some time... I'm sure many of you guys out there feel the same... Remember the term, "Beauty and the Beast" you guys used to say... Well fuck that shit, it's more like... Beauty and Mutated Chromosome...
Fuck that shit about the maturity level or the big dick (I have no comments regarding wealth)... All asians have smaller weenies... So don't bring that topic up... So we were browsing Facebook, and what's next, we were outraged by images of beauties and monsters...
Alright... Let's make this simple... We are not implying that we look freaking darn good or whatever you deem would be the reason of us joining this fucked up club... We just want to know why, guys who spends so much time and effort making themselves look slightly more presentable doesn't receive any signs of gratitude from you damsels... Instead, you guys associate yourselves with such "grotesque" looking people... We tried to understand... We really did... But the pieces just didn't really fit together... It's like, you beautiful girls out there spend so much time on yourselves, on beauty, on apparels... For what purpose..? To stand next to Quasimodo in front of the priest..? Wow... Great sight... Would love to see that...
I guess that's about it for our random rant... Please don't feel offended if any of the points stated above resembles your life now... These are just personal opinions most guys have... If you know a prick out there who said he hasn't said this before, he most probably hasn't seen a mirror before, so please enlighten him...
Good news for people who don't understand what we tried to express! We've updated the post in Chinese Language! We're doing our very best to accommodate to your needs... We know it's hard... O we really do...
So... Join us if you... Agree... Heh... And pls... Spread the word out for the sake of humanity...
你有否在商场内徘徊时,在咖啡厅喝着一杯香浓咖啡时,抑或排队还停车费时,一位尤物经过,留下阵阵发香。过了一会儿,你才发现有一种不知名生物伴随着她,牵着她雪白的小手。这... 这不是她的父亲,这人做她的父亲?太丑了吧?!
这问题困扰了我们好长一段时间了。我想,有很多男生也觉得不解吧?记得你们常说“美女与野兽”吗?忘了这五个字吧!把它改成“美女与生化寿尸”吧!
什么成熟, 什么大屌,别跟我来这套!(有钱与否,另当别论)。亚洲人全都小屌,别用这来借题发挥!现在,我们在 Facebook 流荡,竟又被这些“黑白配”的照片侵略!心灵上的创伤,由谁来弥补?
我们不是在强调我们英俊潇洒,风流倜傥。这都不是我们加入这组织的理由。我们只想弄个明白,那些花时间和精神在整理自己仪表的男生,稍微把自己装备得更体面一些的男生,为何完全吸引不到少女们的目光?!你们竟然与这群外表“奇特”的人打交道。我们尝试去明白,真的!终究,我们还是无法把这谜团给解开,完全不符合逻辑。你们女生长时间购物、打扮、化妆,到底为了什么?是为了与钟楼驼侠约会吗?为了与它在牧师面前海誓山盟吗?奇观!我们拭目以待!
这只是我们个人的心声,也觉得这是大多数男生的心声,如果以上文章“不小心”影射到您的生活,我们在此献上万二分的歉意,一切纯熟巧合。倘若您认识一位说,没发表过以上言论的话,他可能不曾接触过镜子,求您指引他吧!
那么... 加入我们吧!如果您认同我们!
如果您认同我们,求您大发慈悲,把大多数男生的心声传给每一个人吧!
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